Probably not enough to adequately express your reaction when you see this monster of all monsters, the world’s largest living tree.
Other trees are taller or wider, but none has the combined weight and width of this leviathan.
Over time, the sexy nightie languishes hidden in the sock drawer, the massage oil gathers dust next to the athlete's foot powder in the medicine cabinet, and you and your partner have what feels like a humdrum sexual life.
So what is the secret to a better love life that lasts?
And then he picks her up to move her (which is a good thing, too, because his friend a half second later hits the gas to back his car up for some reason, narrowly missing them).